Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor