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What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever!" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!