Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever!" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever!" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.