Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

You might also enjoy:

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends