One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Cut the rope.
In a brief case.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
An unconvicted felon.
Because deep down they're good people
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Your Honor.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
He was charged with battery.
Your honor.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
To keep their foreskins from creeping up.
A lawyer
Only one if you run him through slowly!
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Hell was full.
Briefcase
He wanted a law-suit
Firm
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
The pro bono ones
God dogs
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
She went looking for the three guys.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
It got shelved.
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
He replied "They fit like a glove."
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Their lips are moving
They meet up a work
By rabbit transit!
