Meet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.