His life improved after he met the rock.
It over swept
Nothing. They haven't met yet.
I'll meet you at the corner!
It never worked out because they never met
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
A coniference.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
You get to meet new people everyday!
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Hey, watt's up?
They would have discovered Penicil(e)
You're always meeting new people.
36
He couldn't make hands meet.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
They meet up a work
A Klondike Bar
Hydrogen Iodide
You rarely have to meet their dad.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
He was Stalin.
The Bermuda Triangle.
I don't believe we've met...
Gilly suit
Because they don't meet the koalifications!
The vegan club
They shake hands.
Because you already know she'll work out.
They meet up and crack each other up.
IDK
He already told you so.
At oh-my-goodness! Skip
Social net twerking
That you get to meet new people everyday!
Nothing - they've never met.
You mech a wish.
Crimea River
They were trying to start a business.
You get to meet new people everyday.
You're about to meet da-feet!
So he could make ends meet!
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
He pulled some strings.
They will tell you.
You don't.
Simple, they just ask "ASL?"
They get to meet their old flames!
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
How're you gettin' on
No, before that.
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
You're fine how am I
Nothing, hes a fan.
With 26 characters he met at a party.
A milkshake.
Wart's new
On a blind date!
The vegetable garden.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
And I have few friends in real life.
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
Ronda Rousey
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Conga go on meeting like this!
A pair of ducks.
In a nest-cafe!
Nice to meet you both.
McLady.
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
Glad to meteor!
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
But then I think "What would I do without them "
We only met last week!
You meet new people every day.
They lived hoppily ever after!
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Alceste to meet him later!
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
Guden Tight
They dont meet the koalafications.
X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Microwave
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Take me to your Liederkranz.
On a blind date
In the Conservatory!
Shaking hands.
Meet me - oh, right..
D
Tide
A landmine.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
For the BOOOOze.
A sand bar.
For bringing home the bacon.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
A windshield viper.
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
