Neurologist Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip