Neurologist Jokes

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!