Neurologist Jokes

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)