Place Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

What did one horny whale say to the other?

Wanna humpback at my place

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

App Jokes More App Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag