Spell Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.