He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.
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Missile Toe!
It's the only way they can own a soul.
He has Divine Right of way
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
It was the only way he could send it.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Nothing, he was just full of tears
You take the letter F out of way.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Mooooooooooooove.
He whale-d
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Take away their credit cards so they can't charge
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Let me count the ways... Five.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
I got the f out of the way.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
It's the only way they can get love.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
They both think the other one gets laid more.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
They asked.
Your new Note 7 package
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
Because it was being driven by a woman
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Half Calf
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
