How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

League Jokes More League Jokes

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon