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Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.