Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.