The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
To shake things up on network tv.
Shake It Off by Tayler Swift
Because proper tea is theft.
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
I'm holding Time Square!
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Never fired, dropped once.
E-gypt
Student -"in Swiss Banks"..
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
