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Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

One Jokes More One Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

Batmobile Jokes More Batmobile Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in, Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal