Not Orphan Jokes

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

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Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there! Chip! Chip who?

Chip of Fools!

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters