Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Firefighter.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A Chipmonk.
Nobody knows
A nomad.
Damn it!
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because it needs bailing out.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Tour-ettes
A college student.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Student: A teacher!
A Doctor.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A Redditor.
Morgue Attendant
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Because they're still alive.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A) NapKin
Two large planes
Because they don't deliver.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
They tan.
To make it Fall.
Cotton Scented Hand Lotion
It's gone.
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
A lunartic.
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
The SALT talks!
