Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Firefighter.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A Chipmonk.
Nobody knows
A nomad.
Damn it!
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because it needs bailing out.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Tour-ettes
A college student.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Student: A teacher!
A Doctor.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A Redditor.
Morgue Attendant
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Because they're still alive.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A) NapKin
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
His toga size went from L to XL.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
That thing hurts!
Neapolitan.
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
A lunartic.
They take the psychopath.
Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...
Big Red, dawg.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
They were just 2G's
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Tennish
