White Vans
He likes to go... bearfoot!
Sneakers
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I don't think they'll fit me.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
It Netherlands.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
Kelp!
Having crabs on yer organ!
An empty playground
They go sharkers!
When you can burp and taste it.
Issues a royal pardon!
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Extroverted
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Aboot
