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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!