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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!