What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness