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As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Robbin Hood
Reruns
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
The planes kept Stalin.
For the Sallad
Eventually the baby stops crying
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Well, not all of them.
Because they're like Iraq.
Because they are all Targets.
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
A Marxman
A gun actually does something when triggered.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
He blew everything out of proportion!
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
