Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
A bearl roll.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Cause they lack the towers.
Zikachu
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
Ducts out of water...
They cause too much brain damage.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Cause it was SoDIMM
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Cross fit
Bernie Sanders
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life
He was sick of all its shiitake.
You're a fungi to be with
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Sinko de Mayo
Porsche-tchesire sauce
Robber ducks.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Because the seaweed.
Because of all the seaweed!
