Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
A bearl roll.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Cause they lack the towers.
Zikachu
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
Ducts out of water...
They cause too much brain damage.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Cause it was SoDIMM
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
What Ketchup
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
Eminem.
Because the heart attack got him first.
The second (right to bare arms)
Fabric softener.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Sinko de Mayo
Porsche-tchesire sauce
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
When you are ill, because they are sick
There's no punchline for this joke.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Willem DaFriend.
