68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Missed.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Counting Crows
Because her boyfriend was going in.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Guess where this finger's going.
In case they run out of bullets.
A bullet.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
A Baked Potato
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
Asked every guy under 30.
Penicillin