Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
My mother.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord
I think I'll just hang around.
On the Yeast Side.
Because they hang around in bunches.
Kurt and Rod.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Moooooooo*rdor.
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
A counter spy.
Because they hang out on the web all day!
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Your grandma.
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
A momma's boa.
Drummers.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
The deep web
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
A baby hit by a snow blower
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Sore arms.
To prove that he was framed!
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Antique farm equipment!
Need to know ASAP.
Super Bait
He cracked up.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Loading...
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Ronald MacAardvark!
Just kidding, I ran over it.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because it didn't plan it.
