Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.