Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
My mother.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord
I think I'll just hang around.
On the Yeast Side.
Because they hang around in bunches.
Kurt and Rod.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Moooooooo*rdor.
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
A counter spy.
Because they hang out on the web all day!
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Your grandma.
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
A momma's boa.
Drummers.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
The deep web
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
A baby hit by a snow blower
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Sore arms.
To prove that he was framed!
A "coup d'isaster".
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Whoa did you hear that?
Because he hung around for too long.
He's always nailed to the boards....
It popped a wheelie.
Get out of my son!
To stop a kid napping.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
1 sleep until Christmas.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
You really have a smart uniform.
A cow with buck teeth.
Because the cow has the utter.
