Reddit Jokes

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

What does an r/frog say?

Reddit, reddit

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

What do Reddit and Duke University have in common?

They're both full of blue devs.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

How fast can Klingon's run?

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!