Down in the mouth!
Because he didn't feel well.
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
Nothing.
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Cured ham.
Removed
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
OC Dino-sore
Because he feels for everyone.
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
OC I think I'm feeling C6
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
She was feeling Sleepy.
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
Pane!
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
They're Putin up with it.
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Indifferential.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
They're pretty big fans
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
You feeling salty bro
On the range!
An ape-ricot sour!
He felt his presents.
It was feeling crumby.
Start in England and drive West.
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
The front row of a Country concert
A Tippihedron
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He ran out of patients.
Because I don't have any patients
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
She deleted that email.
Because their knee grows.
Their knees
