Feel Jokes

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...