It wasn't, it was feeling blue.
Down in the mouth!
Because he didn't feel well.
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
Nothing.
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Cured ham.
Removed
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
OC Dino-sore
Because he feels for everyone.
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
OC I think I'm feeling C6
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
She was feeling Sleepy.
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
Pane!
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
They're Putin up with it.
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Indifferential.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
They're pretty big fans
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
You feeling salty bro
On the range!
An ape-ricot sour!
He felt his presents.
It was feeling crumby.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
There are Dave Matthews fans
Frank
A Rottweiler in a playground.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
As developing children their knee grows.
It's knees.
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
I bet he has to leave the room.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
