Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Thanks for all the sediment.
Thank you very much, sir.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Your aim.
I've never had a Walnut on my chest..
Depressing. **crickets**
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Her batteries were dead.
PARSLEYMONIOUS
The food tastes funny.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
Because they have no pits.
