At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
A condom.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Fall out boy
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because it said, Concentrate.
An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell
Because he felt like IT
You switch sides at half time.
Ear bud
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...
A fromage fray.
Girl you sure are sweet.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud
Bi-son
Their lips are moving.
We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!
They can lighten your load!
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.