Fight Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Eccentric Beverage Jokes More Eccentric Beverage Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Pillow Fight Jokes More Pillow Fight Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.