Their match wouldn't light.
Because it's Boxing Day!
When they had lots of sleepless knights!
You wanna pizza me!
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
You don't talk about fight club.
Seizure Salad
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
Recalculating route.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Because it was well armed.
She always ran away from the ball
Jiggle its balls
Legs
A pair of legs.
The food tastes funny.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Three wars
Hands up
A lunchador.
They didn't have any chemistry.
There was no chemistry.
The punchline.
Hermit Crabs
Pillow fight.