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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Cosmonaut Jokes More Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.