Lose Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Dim Jokes More Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.