Pant Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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