Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

IlLITerate

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Hairy Potter Jokes More Hairy Potter Jokes

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Hairy Potter

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast