Throw Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.