Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A banana split!
She ran away from the ball.
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
Because they always throw up
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
The Jets.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
She threw away all of the W's.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
He wanted to see time fly.
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
He threw his arm out.
He was scared sheetless.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
A super-fish-oil wound
He wanted to see time fly!
It gets wet.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
He threw out the W's
Treeson.
Throw in a load of laundry.
Because that might be your bike
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
He threw them off their tracks.
He threw it.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
Throw your laundry in.
RAMs a make a dance!
We throw away the rappers.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Throw a little dough at it!
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
For staging a coo
For smoking in bed.
A barredvark!
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
Root Beer Floats!
You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Lettuce Go!
They planet.
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
Donald Ducks
He held up a pair of pants.
Have someone throw it at you.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Inventor of Lucky Charms
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
When it's thrown from a short distance.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
A baseball is thrown to the air.
He threw away their wheelchairs!
Facial Hare
Throw in your laundry!
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
When the judge threw the book at him.
Throw in your laundry.
Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
He always throws the punch.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
A coin!
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Juan on Juan.
Tequila*
Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera
Air Force Juan.
With no legs.
Toucan.
Reddit.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
Because we told them to.
Holding their hands up
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
A Pedo File.
