What was the point in making your car l...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

1999 Jokes More 1999 Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic