Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common?

They both like bombs

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh