Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
A wise quack.
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
When you repost it.
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
They all left.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A sic joke
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because seven ten eleven!
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Sometimes i get the joke.
Because jokes aren't apparent.
The mirror
There was no reaction
Because today's April full!
R/Jokes
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
HR Department.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
An anti-joke.
One must simply walk into a bar
By looking over your shoulder.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Because 7, 10, 11!
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
This is no joke.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
AcCOUNTing.
No, wait.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
The punchlines are too long.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
A funny bunny
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Redditors.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
The joke is its own pun-ishment.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Vehicular man's laughter
Because 7 8 9 A
Because it was crumby.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
This joke
Repost
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Buns
He glances over his shoulder.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
To get to the other side.
Walks away*
Don't cry, it's only a joke
OC High humor
For the pun of it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Never mind...it's tearable
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
...but you might not get it.
She was a roman catholic.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
When it becomes apparent.
Because they would crack each other up.
Parsing HTML with regex.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
A full set of teeth
To the foobar.
At a Mars bar!
Wasaaaabi!
Wha suh b?
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
I dunno. Let's google it!
Calvin DeKlein.
Failing to get away.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Child custardy
