Misspell the paunch line.
He couldn't take a joke.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
.........
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
One they've never herbivore.
Cause you've already reddit!
I don't remember.
It's elected President.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
In a moooo-tel.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Dalek themselves clean
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because it wasn't recycled.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
The corniest ones.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Redundancy.
Knock knock jokes
Lame.
Sweeping generalizations.
The punch line...
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Because they like being amoosed!
CORNY JOKES!!!
None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Because attachments are forbidden
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
Because in America, freedom rings.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
A wise quack.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
When you repost it.
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
They all left.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A sic joke
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because seven ten eleven!
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Sometimes i get the joke.
The mirror
There was no reaction
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
HR Department.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
An anti-joke.
One must simply walk into a bar
By looking over your shoulder.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Because 7, 10, 11!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
AcCOUNTing.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
The punchlines are too long.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
A funny bunny
The joke is its own pun-ishment.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Vehicular man's laughter
Because 7 8 9 A
Because it was crumby.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
This joke
Repost
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Buns
He glances over his shoulder.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
To get to the other side.
Walks away*
Don't cry, it's only a joke
For the pun of it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Never mind...it's tearable
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
...but you might not get it.
She was a roman catholic.
Rhinos R Us
Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
The first one written
The human race.
It's pointless just like this post
Beans on post!
Once is not enough.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
Aerith-matic.
Type O positive people.
Because he said he loves miso.
Because they love digging up the past.
DAM!
Ten tickles
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
