Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
When you are ill, because they are sick
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The punchline was too long
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
Because he fainted.
Punjabi-ng.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
In their dadabase.
Let me hear something different.
An anti-joke.
They crack jokes.
Cugat to love my jokes!
Because they always miss the joke
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
The posters
They never get old.
My life...
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A Joke
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Exactly".
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Because they're infeggtious
A joke.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
It didn't make cents
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
It was low hanging fruit.
A Chopin Liszt.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Vitreous humour.
Punny ones
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Liars
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
It's CoRnY
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Roasting a chicken.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
The punchline is too long.
Purranks.
A rhetorical answer
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
This joke...
People laugh at my face.
There's no punchline for this joke.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Misspell the paunch line.
He couldn't take a joke.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
.........
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
One they've never herbivore.
Cause you've already reddit!
I don't remember.
It's elected President.
Its one of his joke.
Ctrl+v.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
In a moooo-tel.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Pickles
Dalek themselves clean
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because it wasn't recycled.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
The corniest ones.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Redundancy.
Knock knock jokes
Lame.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Sweeping generalizations.
The punch line...
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Because they like being amoosed!
CORNY JOKES!!!
None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Because attachments are forbidden
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
Because in America, freedom rings.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
A wise quack.
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
When you repost it.
An avalanche.
A. The cold shoulder.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Laughing stalk
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Because Happy Hour ended.
Mali-BOO
Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
He wanted to taco bout his problems
It was a Riposte.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
