I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
To get to the other side.
Two of my favorites are:
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Because 7, 10, 11.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's sin-ful. self made joke
A Nanak Nanak joke.
The punchlines are too long.
This guy!
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
Women's Sports.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
I feel so enlightninged!
We saw that same joke two days ago
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
They're both cheesy.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
The punchline is too long.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because they're funny on many levels.
This one will sleigh you!
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
When you are ill, because they are sick
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The punchline was too long
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
Because he fainted.
Punjabi-ng.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
In their dadabase.
Let me hear something different.
An anti-joke.
They crack jokes.
Cugat to love my jokes!
Because they always miss the joke
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
The posters
They never get old.
My life...
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A Joke
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Exactly".
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Because they're infeggtious
A joke.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
It didn't make cents
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
It was low hanging fruit.
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Vitreous humour.
It promotes equality.
Punny ones
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Liars
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
It's CoRnY
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
About four.
Roasting a chicken.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Purranks.
A rhetorical answer
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
It blew up
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
This joke...
People laugh at my face.
There's no punchline for this joke.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Misspell the paunch line.
He couldn't take a joke.
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
Alphabet Soup.
A pork chop.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Deciding which to tell people first.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
ME: I can't remember.
Guy: I don't remember.
Because he was kneaded.
I can't help it I'm hooked.
Sharts.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Ho, ho, ho!
In car, serrated
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Wohahaha! That was funny!
