Nark Nark
Because I've "reddit" before
A joke.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)
Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Ironic
Ba-dum-tss
RIP post
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
Dad jokes.
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
In the punchlines.
Life
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Because they always take things, literally.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
There were no jokes in the Post.
By reposting it every week!
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Because I don't joke about jokes.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Jokes reposts
To get to the other side!
Ripostes them
This joke will be back someday
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Accidentally hit submit before you
Because seven ate nine.
A knock-knocktopus.
I don't know you tell me.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
It's on the front page
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
A corn has ears.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Your PUN-unciation
They have a large following!
They are the wurst.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because freedom rings.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because they take everything literally.
Because 7 10 11
They're both tearable.
The punchline
It cracked.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
A face palm.
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Humerus.97
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
You mustard be joking!
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
The punchline is too long.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Both are a play on words.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because 7 8 9 A.
An unfunny joke
Punjabi.
There wasn't a punch line.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
You take it to the Moo-seum.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
You're nothing but a joke.
9 polar bears
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Let's Google it.
Weabooleans
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Soo-Duhh!
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
Finding crabs on your organ.
Because he was Haydn
The deputy head!
A herring aid!
A Beemer.
Jiu Jitsu.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Squish it in your hand.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
