Nark Nark
Because I've "reddit" before
A joke.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it
Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Ironic
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
Ba-dum-tss
RIP post
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
Dad jokes.
They don't get better with age
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
In the punchlines.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Life
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Because they always take things, literally.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
There were no jokes in the Post.
By reposting it every week!
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Because I don't joke about jokes.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Jokes reposts
To get to the other side!
Ripostes them
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
He's looking over his shoulder
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Your spine.
EVERYDAY!!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
This joke will be back someday
They always bomb the punchline!
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Accidentally hit submit before you
Because seven ate nine.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Dad jokes
Jokes on
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
A knock-knocktopus.
I don't know you tell me.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
It's on the front page
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Highlarious
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
About a day.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
A corn has ears.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
They're both easily spread.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Your PUN-unciation
They have a large following!
They are the wurst.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.
In-ya-window
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Puns
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because freedom rings.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
The inevitable comment from
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
With the bare-bones approach.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Apparently, not here
Eggs-aisle.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
It was a Riposte.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
I can't even...
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Now, this May be difficult to hear...
A PENNEtentiary!
Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
