Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
The punch line.
Boo man! Boo!
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Hahaharvard
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Cosmic jokes.
Because you cant take a joke.
Because Freedom Rings.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Sandiego
Cause they would quack up.
Because 7, 10, 11!
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
It's a touchy subject.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
The posters.
In a Snow Den.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Because the stalks are all ears.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Because 7,10,11!
In a skeptic tank.
Because they're too cornea.
Because 7, 10, 11.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's sin-ful. self made joke
A Nanak Nanak joke.
The punchlines are too long.
This guy!
Who wants to know?
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
I feel so enlightninged!
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
They're both cheesy.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
The punchline is too long.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
This one will sleigh you!
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
When you are ill, because they are sick
The punchline was too long
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
Because he fainted.
Punjabi-ng.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
In their dadabase.
An anti-joke.
They crack jokes.
Cugat to love my jokes!
Because they always miss the joke
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
The posters
My life...
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because it was cheesier said than done.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Exactly".
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Because they're infeggtious
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
It didn't make cents
A Chopin Liszt.
Vitreous humour.
Punny ones
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Liars
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
It's CoRnY
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Roasting a chicken.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Purranks.
A rhetorical answer
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
This joke...
People laugh at my face.
There's no punchline for this joke.
Never mind...it's tearable
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
A) Usually about 6 months.
Because they love to slam duck!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Sharts.
To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo
Watson the menu
Fish and ships.
He types, "HALOL"
Ten-tickcles.
Boy do we have problems.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
