The barber ran
Run!
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
When they run out of patients.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
It ran out of juice.
Because she ran away from the ball.
Iran so far away
You run. You run so far away.
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
They're both Catholics.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
No, a fence.
Ewe, crank that soldier boy!
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
You wave!
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Berry Christmas!
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
Through the Hodor!
To blow of a little steam
