Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Fire in the hole!
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Babe, it's a valve!
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Just in case you get a hole in one.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
In case they get a hole in one!
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
The water makes them rusty!
Because it's too salty.
Leave.
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
A snowbank
A laksa.
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
They're both leg ends.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
She answered "About an inch".
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.