Party Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Entice Jokes More Entice Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Bad Girl Jokes More Bad Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live