Party Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Hey Man Jokes More Hey Man Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Political Party Jokes More Political Party Jokes

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Bad Girl Jokes More Bad Girl Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.