Party Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin