Party Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Good Girl Jokes More Good Girl Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.