Party Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Political Party Jokes More Political Party Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Bad Girl Jokes More Bad Girl Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"