Sound Jokes

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug...

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What's his name?

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Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What can I get you Mr. President?

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Dead Silence Jokes More Dead Silence Jokes

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.