They cut a head
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He said, "No man, clay chair."
She wanted to see her nephewlope
I need to goku the toilet
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Never mind...it's tearable
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
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He wanted cold hard cash!
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
America just did.
Irrelevant.
Because they were a rip off
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Because they are out standing in their field.
It was out standing in its field!
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because they're so rare.
Because they were stale, matey!
Polly want a Cracker.
