The husband.
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Coffee Mug
All white, all white, all white.
Paradise.
Outlaws are wanted people
A high-jacker.
He didn't want any beef.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
I want my Nickleback....
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
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I want hue.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
All he wants is Just Ice
He didn't want no scrubs
No one wants to be comic sans.
You want flies with that?
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Neighbor!
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Neither want me coming inside them.
NeinIcant
Dems!
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
You know you want it, Honey
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
A crush crush
Tobaccio
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
The 2016 Olympics.
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
They don't want to be left hanging
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
Ayy lil' mayo.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Socrates
One of them you want to see a lot less of.
Whatever you want
He wanted to be on time.
To get a long little doggy.
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
So he could go to Otter Space.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
Nothing, she's fine.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
Cause they want the D.
They don't want to pay for mods.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
The tip!
Because no one wants them.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Because Greece lightening
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Check, mate!
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
Please sir, I don't want any treble.
I'm not Willie Nelson.
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Yes, I'm completely sure.
He wanted to make some doe!
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
I'm game.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Neighbor
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Who wants to know?
How many do you want?
Because it had too many threads.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
Because he was outstanding in his field
He was outstanding in his field.
The burger-loo and the char char!
Not very many of them know how to dance
Normal
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Lincoln, he was in a cent
Satisfying.
Waterboarding.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
They're an anti de-present.
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
