I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Hamster.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
For the pun of it.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
I don't think they'll fit me.
A Popsicle.
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Because he's extinct
When he's a miner.
Apparently
Because it wasn't his real dad
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
It ate some haywire!
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Thanks for sediments
His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
