Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Would you like fries with that
I don't like sprouts!
A necrophiliac.
Netflix and Trill!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot!
They don't like any witnesses.
Because they like to get their daikon.
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Because they can't even.
Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!
Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
You let it sink in.
A cud missle!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
They always take things literally.
They just can't help themselves.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A pigment of your imagination.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Me neither. Help.
Beef Jerky.
Ding Dong
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
