Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
Adore stands between us open up!
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Because business is booming.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A skeleton key.
Opens the car door.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Tennish
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
With a "Cry-key!"
Canon open the door then
They're hiring.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Australia.
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
Long neck or giraffed?
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
Single Handedly
A George Costanza.
Write it down.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
