Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
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Nothing.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Do they not know what a nap is
Because he bawled.
Free shotgun
She makes people stoned.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Those who understand binary and those who don't
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Yep, people are just dying to get in there
It reads "Small medium at large."
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Edward Snowed-in!
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
A laughing cow..
Ten tickles
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
Not being British.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
UCLA
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
