A blonde serves more people in a night.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Russians
Most people miss the twin towers.
Because people are dying to get in.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Do you believe in people
I don't have 2020 vision.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Because most people have pianos
Just order them without liver.
A Brazilian.
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Type O positive people.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
Because it's edgy.
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
Liars
In Africa.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Lesbians
SEA / NA
They both fear the wurst
Drummers
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Slip and slide around.
Asking for a friend
All four people are happy.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Most people reddit before
Because people might think you have a stutter.
Because white space matters.
He was fed up with other people.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
They like to express the right to bear arms.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
A herrocopter
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
Because it's sodalicious.
With lots of drafts
Their service isn't even that good.
It was a little nutty.
Flip flips
Who are those people up there
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
The latter represents people that win.
A Finnish line.
Chubby 7th grade girls!
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
People don't take it lightly.
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
Christian Bale
The WURST!
They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
People are dying to get in.
People who post the joke intro twice.
For 2 weeks.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Mini Soda
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
People laugh at my face.
Because people are dying to get in!
Bunnies squirm too much.
When food tastes so good.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
The slippery slope fallacy
Tresemme 21
GINGER.
Imagine all the people..
Some people think God is real.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Pho queue.
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
She's never finished screwing people.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Because it's their sen-pais
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
They re-coil!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
That's how you set the bar high.
She was A minor.
Glock coma
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Turned down 4 watt
Trying to hold on to a thought.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
R/Jokes
Yours.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
The Flintstones.
Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
Can I have fries with that please?
