Student: A teacher!
To get to the other side.
Because people are dying to get in.
People tell you.
Eh you!!
Because violins is not the answer...
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Because they were tailor made for it.
Mr. Peanut
That people exaggerate.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Nothing.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Do they not know what a nap is
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
A Luigi Board
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone flipped it.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Because it broke every branch of the law.
All of them
Because the steaks are too high.
Border Collie
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
More guns.
