Because they release dopameme!
Dumblebore
Watered Down
Russians
Because people are dying to get in.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Do you believe in people
Parents.
I don't have 2020 vision.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Because most people have pianos
Just order them without liver.
A Brazilian.
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Type O positive people.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
Because it's edgy.
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
Liars
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
SEA / NA
They both fear the wurst
Drummers
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Slip and slide around.
Asking for a friend
All four people are happy.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Because people might think you have a stutter.
He was fed up with other people.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
They like to express the right to bear arms.
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because it's sodalicious.
With lots of drafts
Their service isn't even that good.
It was a little nutty.
Flip flips
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
A Finnish line.
People don't take it lightly.
Christian Bale
The WURST!
They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
People are dying to get in.
For 2 weeks.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Mini Soda
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
People laugh at my face.
Because people are dying to get in!
Bunnies squirm too much.
The slippery slope fallacy
Imagine all the people..
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Pho queue.
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Because it's their sen-pais
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
They re-coil!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Einsteins
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Gordan Ramses
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Because it scares the dog.
Sub humans.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Because he is boring.
Eschew! Eschew!
Deleted
Because they had good high jeans
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
They put on the Google!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
They could be stalking you!
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Well that came out of the purple
Because they're hill-areas!
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
How waiters should greet people
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
It takes guts.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
A poultry-geist.
Mom and Dad.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Nothing, trees can't talk!
Nothing. They bark.
More guns.
A. San Fran-disco
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
A match maiden heaven
Ayyyy watch it homes!
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
A Boa Constructor
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Pop-cycle
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
A dead bird
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
