Fart
A snowfake.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Claustrophobic
Pout-ry farm..
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
An amputea
Donald Tr- WRONG!
It doesn't have windows.
Outlaws are wanted people
Nun.
A mist conception.
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Carpool tunnels
Some people are against shooting guns.
The white ones are usually pretty pointless
Because we turn them on. / /
They have nerves of steal.
Karma chameleon
Because they drink to much coughee.
It scares their dogs too much
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Because people are dying to get in.
The people miss Harambe.
Because people are dying to get in there.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
They commeownicate.
Ryan Locht-up
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
She kept objectifying people.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Weeaboo
Because they're constant in a pool.
It was Pirated.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
It saves so much time.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Nice.
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Pump kin.
Thank you, Karma gain
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Because they lactose.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
A mocking bird!
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
They're both old.
Parents
A Nordic Track.
The Salivation Army.
Because they never get a reaction.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Because it was Low key
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
Because there's no karma involved.
It's a charming story.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
Because they can't carry themselves
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
By having people believe that you've won an election.
He touched a lot of people.
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Because it's non binary
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
And why is he always arguing with people?
Moooo!
The herpsichord.
A nostaljar.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Kilometery Cyrus
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because they're meteor
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because its a bit too sow...
Because it's always black and white.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
People got lit and turnt.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Because of the towel ban
Sun of a beach
Dead people had lives.
Because of the Endor-fans.
It's just not their Kappa tea
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
They barium.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
More storage space.
Sack religious
My debt.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.
Double jointed
High
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
A school shooter
Which craft
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Snowballs.
Facebook?
A joke.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
